He's got the horns. He's got the armor. He's got the icy fury of a thousand Norse winters behind him. And yet — he's just sitting there. Unbothered. Unmoved. Absolutely not in the mood.
This is the Viking who showed up to the raid and immediately regretted it. The one who's been doing this for 300 years and is so over it. If you've ever been voluntold into something you wanted no part of, this tee is your spirit animal.
